Saw Kinky Boots on Broadway this past weekend (sniff sniff, hope you’re impressed), and here’s something curious that my lovely sharp-eyed wife Kristina noted among the actors’ bios in the playbill:

Seems this wondrously talented actor is thanking God and God’s family, not to mention BYU and some others.
Attention, English-speakers! The first pronoun after any comma is likely to be attached to the last noun before that same comma.
Dear friends! This is English! Word order, punctuation, and pronouns are complicated! I will teach you! Pay attention!