For $15, I’ll throw in her cousin

“It’s the sacrifice I’m willing to pay.”

Well, buddy, you’re in luck — because you don’t pay a sacrifice.

You can pay a price, or you can make a sacrifice, but you can’t pay a sacrifice.

Actually, come to think of it, if you’re about to toss a virgin into a volcano, and you give her $10 for her trouble, I guess you’re actually paying a sacrifice. But that’s totally different.

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