- “Woman dies after paramedics called to Kennedy Compound in Hyannisport”
(Thanks to the insightful artist Stoney, who brought me this — not the woman herself, you understand; he just brought me the headline, but … whatever.)
(The woman died, and then the paramedics were called.)
(Because you might infer from the headline that the woman somehow died as a result of the paramedics being called, see?)
(The paramedics do wonderful work, please understand.)
(Stoney wasn’t suggesting they don’t.)
(He loves paramedics.)
(It’s just that the headline was written in such a way that … oh, never mind.)
