Friend Amy B. from Ohio found this lovely headline:
“Woman Abandoned in Dumpster as a Baby Searches for the People Who Rescued Her”
“I’m not sure what shocks me more,” Amy says: “a woman being left in a dumpster, or a baby who is part of a search effort.”
Commas are everything.
Well, maybe not everything, but they can sometimes keep full-grown women out of dumpsters — and spare babies from search-party duty.
English Is A Complicated Language 