The problem is they keep putting those tiny flashlights in their mouths

Friend Amy B. from Ohio found this lovely headline:

“Woman Abandoned in Dumpster as a Baby Searches for the People Who Rescued Her”

“I’m not sure what shocks me more,” Amy says: “a woman being left in a dumpster, or a baby who is part of a search effort.”

Commas are everything.

Well, maybe not everything, but they can sometimes keep full-grown women out of dumpsters — and spare babies from search-party duty.

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