I’d like to wear Tom Brady’s jersey, too, if you don’t mind

Will Teddy Bridgewater go to the Patriots?

• If Brees decides to hang up his cleats and retire, they’d likely be Bridgewater’s first choice simply due to familiarity.

How Teddy became so familiar with Brees’s cleats is a disturbing question. What’s going on in that locker room?

But honestly, if Bridgewater goes to the Patriots, you know they’re going to let him wear whoever’s cleats he wants. They have no morals.

It does strike me as kind of creepy, though.